stormbornvalkyrie:

You swore me safe conduct.

"I did, but my dragons made no promises. And you threatened their mother.”

(via gubestiel)

(Source: best-of-imgur, via gubestiel)

ughjxnna:

OH MY GOD THIS CARD

(via godtissumbrella)

burning-young:

girls on their periods

I will never not reblog this.

(via xoxodm)

This is a boring story.

(Source: karengillandaily, via hazellgrace)

sararye:

tourettesandsex:

urbies:

xbostons:

lostboyonadeadthrone:

If your girlfriend has sexual intercourse with another girl. Is that considered cheating? 

If I’m right handed and I punch you with my left, did I really hit you?

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I’ll reblog this every time.

(via this-isnotawkward)

2547446:

y’all ever take a pic and be like this ain’t even my skin color

(via loustylinson)




"Show me someone that wouldn’t give it all up for Emma Stone, and I’ll show you a liar." — Ryan Gosling

"Show me someone that wouldn’t give it all up for Emma Stone, and I’ll show you a liar." — Ryan Gosling

(Source: mayorswan)

Lust is Saturday night; love is Sunday morning.

Kid in my lit class

Simple yet very true.

(via melodiousgeekery)

(via tanc-h)

fur-hildegard:

very very very below average

(Source: closedeyesmile, via kurikuri)

bikinipowerbottom:

"She’s really pretty for a black girl"

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“He’s really cool for a gay guy”

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“She’s doing really well for a woman”

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(via irishcoffeeandcream)

In which case, you fail by default.

(Source: gioantonellis, via kitten-rage)